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Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

oh it got sad

Bitch Tink is my spirit animal.

yourtriptodisneyland:

The Story Behind the Infamous “Hatbox Ghost”- Haunted Mansion

There was a character in the original Haunted Mansion attic scene that was removed almost immediately after the ride opened, it was called the Hatbox Ghost. The bride has always been there, and the Hatbox Ghost used to stand by her, his head would disappear off his shoulders and appear into the box he was holding along to the beat of her heart. He looked like an elderly ghost with a top hat, cloak, and cane. It is said the Hatbox Ghost was taken down because it’s appearance was too scary for guests. The other explanation is the lighting effect for the ghost didn’t work as planned, and Imagineers took it down as it did not work up to it’s explanations. Regardless of the short amount of time it lived, the Hatbox Ghost has quite a popular reputation with Disney goers who hope to see it return.

For more in depth information, check out:

http://www.doombuggies.com/myths2.php

Neat.

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad:

    Why the hell did you put a comma there?

  • Dad:

    Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

  • Dad:

    Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

  • Dad:

    Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

  • Dad:

    Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

  • Dad:

    Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

  • Dad:

    I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

  • Dad:

    Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

  • Dad:

    Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

  • Dad:

    Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

  • Dad:

    It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

  • Dad:

    Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

  • Dad:

    *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

  • Dad:

    My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

  • Dad:

    Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

  • Dad:

    Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

  • Dad:

    I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

  • Dad:

    Fuck the government.

  • Dad:

    Fuck the school board.

  • Dad:

    Close the door.

  • Dad:

    Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

  • Dad:

    I love puns.

  • Dad:

    People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

  • Dad:

    Please shut up.

  • Dad:

    Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

  • Dad:

    I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

  • Dad:

    I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

  • Dad:

    You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

  • Dad:

    Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

  • Dad:

    I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

  • Dad:

    If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

  • Dad:

    They act like I care what they think.

  • Dad:

    I hate homework.

  • Dad:

    I have decided to become a politician.

  • Dad:

    What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

Why today can suck my dick.

Things that went wrong today:

1. My gynecologist called in sick today, the one day in 3 months i’ve been able to get an appointment that works with my schedule. So I still have to go in at 9am to wait an hour to get a small birth control refill versus a years worth.

2. Friend and his new girlyfriend want to crash here tonight, but I have to be up at 6:30am to go to class. The fiance is not happy about this.

3. The two new rear tires for my car turned out to be $100 more expensive than the original quote because “they aren’t on special anymore.”

4. Go to pay vehicle tax and renew plates- bitch at the desk thinks i’m talking about last year’s taxes and won’t do it.

5. The clear coat on my car has been peeling on one fender for a while now. Today I discovered it’s peeling on the opposite side of the damn car for no apparent reason.

6. Neflix still won’t fucking work. It’s been giving us trouble for 3 days.

And I still have to go to a class tonight taught by an adjunct teacher who has no idea what the fuck she’s doing.

I am fucking done.

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